hotmeat89:

People with airpods can’t put their AirPods in their ears and loosely wrap the chord under the head of their penis and bounce it up and down mimicking the head movements of a horse making it feel like you’re riding a horse and your penis is the horse and the cord of my headphones is the reigns. You can’t do that with AirPods.

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marxism-leninism-memeism:

“Medallion prices rose above $1 million before crashing in late 2014, wiping out the futures of thousands of immigrant drivers and creating a crisis that has continued to ravage the industry today. Despite years of warning signs, at least seven government agencies did little to stop the collapse, The New York Times found.

Instead, eager to profit off medallions or blinded by the taxi industry’s political connections, the agencies that were supposed to police the industry helped a small group of bankers and brokers to reshape it into their own moneymaking machine, according to internal records and interviews with more than 50 former government employees.”

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Climate Chaos Is Coming — and the Pinkertons Are Ready

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espanolbot2:

‘Cause when you think you might be heading into a period of massive income inequality and strife, the Pinkerton’s record in the 19th century is REALLY the thing you should be trying to invoke, apparently.

Some key bits from the article:

The Pinkertons wanted me to picture myself in a scene of absolute devastation. “A hurricane just wipes out everything, and you need to feed your children,” Andres Paz Larach said. The power grid is down, shipments of food are cut off, the water is no longer potable — how do you get what you need to survive? What risks do you take?

Pinkerton began noticing a growing set of anxieties among its corporate clients about distinctly contemporary plagues — active shooters, political unrest, climate disasters

You’re going to turn to desperate measures,” he said. Everybody will. The other Pinkertons nodded.

He gave the example of a drought. “If a client has food and water and all the other stuff,” he said, “then they become a target.” López Portillo and Paz Larach uttered small words of consensus in Spanish, while scanning through email on their phones. “And if and when desperate people discovered that cache of water and food,” he continued, it was the Pinkertons’ job to protect it at whatever cost.

Later, after Paz Larach took his turn on the range — during which he emptied a Galil ACE assault rifle into a human-shaped cardboard cutout, then quickly drew his nine-millimeter, grouping four shots in the chest-cavity bull’s-eye — he offered the example of Hurricane Maria. On the day the Category 4 hurricane made landfall in Puerto Rico in 2017, he received more than 30 calls from American businesses and multinationals. He wouldn’t go into detail but explained that many chief executives felt blind to the situation and effectively tendered a blank check if Pinkerton could provide security. Over the next few days, as the company deployed hundreds of agents to the island, some of them, Paz Larach claimed, reported seeing firearms brandished at gas stations. “We had to escort the cargo with real agents, have cars chase the main truck,” he said. “Those who did not have protection were having their cargo hijacked.”

Aware that he might end up sounding vampiric, Paz Larach hesitated, then eventually confessed what he’d wanted to say in the first place: The future looked pretty good for Pinkerton.

Paz Larach rattled off a suite of services that were not, strictly speaking, covered by that piece of paper: armed warehouse defense, executive extraction, 24-hour surveillance, chartered helicopters and planes, escorted cargo shipments. “If you abandon your property, you’re kind of just blindfolding yourself,” he said — checking news, hoping for the best. “We’re your eyes and ears on the ground.” During the 2017 hurricane season, the Pinkertons chartered half a dozen planes across the Caribbean, each of them full of food and under armed escort, to the tune of around $100,000 each. Ordinarily, Pinkerton bills on a relatively cheap hourly basis, but during a state of emergency, the rate soars, something Paz Larach compared to Uber’s surge pricing. By the end of the season, after Maria, Harvey and Irma, Paz Larach told me the company billed tens of millions of dollars.

Later, at the racetrack, we watched three young men suit up in ski masks to shoot paintballs at our S.U.V. Even among my Pinkerton handlers, the theater of exercise seemed to strain the reasonable connections between tactical response and climate change. Throughout my visit, I wondered whether I had caught Pinkerton in the midst of an awkward organizational transition, or if the company stood merely to capitalize on the world’s growing panic — and if the difference really mattered. They had, after all, taken me to fire automatic weapons, ostensibly as a training exercise against desperate, disaster-ravaged people. It was impossible to experience that and not project it into a future in which, in the absence of true climate policy or mitigation, capital felt free to protect itself from outside risks — whatever form they may take.

Take note of what they’re emphasizing as needing protection: cargo, goods, resources, executives. Wealth. They try to spin a wealthy person hoarding necessities like food and water as being someone in need of protection, rather than the desperate poor with no access to the essentials of life.

And more significantly, they make a point of selling potential and active customers on the idea that the people who will come after their hoards will be like paramilitary goons themselves, equipped with high-powered guns and numbers. They frame this hypothetical attack as being like an invading army has come for you, not starving refugees fleeing environmental disaster brought on by the policies of the same companies now hiring Pinkerton.

They want to scare their clients into believing they need to sit in fortified mansions atop stores of wealth while a private army protects them from the rabble. 

Hell world

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bootyscientist2:

Y’all see a fat woman and suddenly everyone is a cardiologist. Shut the fuck up.

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i-like-earth-too:

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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veganperfuma:

it’s so telling how non-vegans will criticize the harmful genetic manipulation of certain dog and cat breeds (and rightfully so) but say nothing about the detrimental genetic manipulation of cows, sheep, pigs, etc.

and then they use that very genetic manipulation as ‘proof’ that the animals ‘need’ to continue to be bred and harmed! (e.g. ‘sheep need to be sheared’, ‘cows need to be milked’, etc)

Ok sheep actually need to be sheared tho 😂

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heavyweightheart:

Unfortunately there is no way to criticize our own bodies that doesn’t implicate other people who have similar features. I argue here often that we have a responsibility not to do this to our peers, but there really can be no argument about the fact that we have a responsibility not to do this to our daughters

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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

Sorry men but it is now very illegal to ejaculate…you can’t just jack off wherever you want and let those poor innocent sperm cells shrivel up and die! They’re alive!! Those poor souls 😭😫 you’re taking lives smfh 🤬

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edwardsgay:

he really snuck into her window at night and watched her sleep and we all were young and the 2008 recession was going on and we were just like “yeah okay sure”

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